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Phallison 

Phallison is really testy today.
Phallison by When you know January 26, 2012
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Phallcony 

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.
Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.
Phallcony by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

Palimony 

An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.
If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.
Palimony by LolaLover619 December 30, 2009

PALimony 

A monthly bribe dat you hafta pay a shamelessly-opportunistic techno-geek for him to let you use his special universal-playback VCR to watch your UK-formatted VHS videotapes.
I always make standard NTSC-formatted DVD copies of foreign-encoded videotapes so that I can keep my PALimony payments to a minimum.
PALimony by QuacksO April 20, 2019

Phalliment 

Complementing someone’s penis but not for its length, girth, etc. Just a general way to make someone feel good about their member
“In the morning Todd gave me a very sweet phalliment that lit up my day.”
Phalliment by pabobarbo July 13, 2023

Phalliny 

Is a person who is really lovely, loves to fight sometimes and really likes food. They are kind, nice and smart, but most of all, they love to sleep. Phalliny is a name which means : strong and confidence. Everybody can trust any Phalliny in this world.
Phalliny is so beautiful.
Phalliny by noneyme November 22, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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