phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

Phallison

Used to describe bearded hipsters.

Phallison is really testy today.

by When you know January 26, 2012

Phallcony

The pooch some men have above their penis but below their gut or waistline.

Matthew's phallcony was so large, it hung to his knees.

by Bar XIII June 29, 2019

Palimony

An allowance for support made under court order and given usually by one person to his or her former lover or live-in companion after they have separated. You don't need a ring on your finger to get half ladies.

If he liked it then he should have put a ring on it but, he didn't. Now I'm suing his ass for palimony.

by LolaLover619 December 30, 2009

PALimony

A monthly bribe dat you hafta pay a shamelessly-opportunistic techno-geek for him to let you use his special universal-playback VCR to watch your UK-formatted VHS videotapes.

I always make standard NTSC-formatted DVD copies of foreign-encoded videotapes so that I can keep my PALimony payments to a minimum.

by QuacksO April 20, 2019

Phalliment

Complementing someone’s penis but not for its length, girth, etc. Just a general way to make someone feel good about their member

“In the morning Todd gave me a very sweet phalliment that lit up my day.”

by pabobarbo July 13, 2023

Phalliny

Is a person who is really lovely, loves to fight sometimes and really likes food. They are kind, nice and smart, but most of all, they love to sleep. Phalliny is a name which means : strong and confidence. Everybody can trust any Phalliny in this world.

Phalliny is so beautiful.

by noneyme November 22, 2021