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Phallon
An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it
Phallon by helllofellows February 12, 2017
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phallonometer
Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!
phallonometer by vinny125125 September 9, 2010
Phalloon
Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."
Phalloon by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021
phallimony
Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.
phallimony by Sphincterella May 14, 2014
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