An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it

Oh look at that girl shes so amazing almost like phallon
-jon

Phallon by helllofellows February 12, 2017

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Phallcony • phallon • Phalcon • phalicon • phallimony • Phalliny • PHALLOCY • phallodysmorphophobia • Phallogynandrophobia • phallonometer

phallon

A beautiful girl who is very sassy and sweet. She is also very attractive and is known too stop traffic because of her extreme beauty.

Robin is so pretty.she's such a phallon.

phallon by larisas June 9, 2008

phalicon

The arrangement of icons on a computer desktop in a phallic shape.

Rachel was being such a douchebaguette that I just had to put a phalicon on her computer.

phalicon by Shihtheed June 17, 2010

phallonometer

A tool for measuring ones too or (phallus)!!! Which is ones penis!

Scott and I measured each others cocks with a ruler but the broke out the phallonometer and i beat him by a quarter inch!!! 6.75 inches of throbbin cock!!!

phallonometer by vinny125125 September 9, 2010

Phalloon

When you blow air into you foreskin and see how big it can get.

Person 1: "Why do you have your dick all bandaged up?"
Person 2: "I was bored during quarantine, so I practiced making a phalloon, and it, uh...didn't go so well."

Phalloon by omgwtfbrblolbbq August 22, 2021

phallimony

phallimony: The act of a woman supporting a man; i.e., being a sugar-momma.

Did you hear about that skeezy dancer who divorced the singer? She really coughed up some phallimony for that D-bag.

phallimony by Sphincterella May 14, 2014

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026