Phalangate 

a more pleasant version of the verb "to finger"

origin: Phalanx bones, or phalanges are bones in fingers and toes.

i found this new way to phalangate my girlfriend, i tried it out on her last night, she came like, seven times.

Phalangate by SO Horny, need sex December 21, 2008

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

phalange 

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

phalange by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Phalange 

Highly effective fictitious surname. See also: Regine Phalang' and Princess Conzuelo Banana Hammock.

eg. Regina Phalange

Phalange by Regina PhalangeSee?! It works! December 5, 2012

Regina Phalange 

Phoebe Buffay's alter ego on the greatest sitcom of all time: Friends.
She often uses this name as an alias.

CASINO GUARD: Didn't I just kick you out 5 minutes ago?
PHOEBE: No. You kicked out Phoebe Buffay. My name is Regina Phalange. It's a pleasure to meet you

Regina Phalange by JukeboxJacob! Vega April 21, 2008

phalange 

A phalange is something that is in or on the outside of a plane, the left one is more commonly wrong or broken, as phoebe buffay says. Anyway, the point is, if your friends calls you and tells you to get off of a plane because there is something wrong with the left OR right phalange, then Id suggest that you'd listen to them. It could save your relationship. This word can also be used as Dr. Phalange, or Regina Phalange. Regina Phalange is typically a business women in town on business. This word means NOTHING other than these examples! :)THIS IS A FRIENDS TV SHOW THING, IF YOU DONT GET IT, MOVE ALONG, PLEASE!

Phoebe - "THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE LEFT PHALANGE!!!!!!!"
Phoebe - "Uh, hello, this is Ross Geller's personal physician, Dr. Phalange.
Phoebe - "Hello, Im Regina Phalange. PHALANGE!"

phalange by nightcrawlies May 5, 2020