phalangeenis

The strange phenomenon when a hand grows in place of your penis, making everything but nut grabs extremely inefficient.

Bob: I was in a fight with Todd the other day
Jake: Did you win?
Bob: Nah, he crushed my nuts in a killer phalangeenis jab
Jake: Aww man, what a bummer!
Bob: Nah, that came later

by EmmaBlackery September 6, 2016

Phalangeitis

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012