phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Phalangitate 

To grasp or grope; triumphantly.

"I felt as if i had been phalangitated after he sniped me in Counter-Strike."

Phalangitate by narj10052 January 21, 2009

pharyngitis 

An inflammation of the throat. The term is also a street term used to alert a partner of a possible HIV infection.

Before we do this, you should know I have pharyngitis...

pharyngitis by TonyEvereadyClownin July 13, 2011

Pharyngitis 

Pharyngitis is inflammation of the pharynx, which is in the back of the throat. Typically caused by too much oral sex performed on men.

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An inflammation of the throat. The term is also a street term used to alert a partner of a possible HIV infection.

Before we do this, you should know I have pharyngitis...

Pharyngitis by BD-Engery July 26, 2022