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The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece
Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls
by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018
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