Pezzas 

Australian slang for parents

My pezzas were happy with my score

Pezzas by bailsy January 31, 2022

Pizzashill

1. An incel 2. A severely deranged man 3. Heroin addict who makes up fake E girlfriends

Don't be such a pizzashill dude

Pizzashill by ohforfugssakealready July 10, 2018

Pork Scotch Pizzas 

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

Pork Scotch Pizzas by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Matt Pezza 

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.

Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!

Matt Pezza by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019

Pizzasexual 

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

Pizzasexual by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014

pezza's pizzaria 

pezza's pizzaria is a pizza establishment that is runned by a little jew who has probably know idea what on earth he is doing and why he is doing it.the moron really lacks in the pizza industry and his food sucks ass

do not go to pezza's pizzaria because the food is shit

pezza's pizzaria by dr.smirnov February 16, 2020