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Pezzas

My pezzas were happy with my score
by bailsy January 31, 2022
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Pizzashill

1. An incel 2. A severely deranged man 3. Heroin addict who makes up fake E girlfriends
Don't be such a pizzashill dude
by ohforfugssakealready July 10, 2018
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Pork Scotch Pizzas

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.
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Matt Pezza

Matt Pezza is known as a long-fingered, crackstick eating, oxygen thieving bastard. In his spare time, he cruises with his boys in his ends, which usually results in him being mugged, crying or simply being an outcast of a social situation.
His greasy ginger hair emits dangerous radiation which can be smelt from 10 metres away. Going near a Matt Pezza can be dangerous - has a very protective sister. Avoid coming into contact with Matt Pezza at all costs, for the sake of your social status.
Person 1: WTF is that guy eating a crackstick??
Person 2: Ah yes, it's a Matt Pezza!
Person 3: Watch out, here comes Claire Pezza!
by SEFKJHSDFKSDJHSJKFHSDF November 19, 2019
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Pizzasexual

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.
Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.
by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011
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It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
by ace zero June 22, 2014
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pezza's pizzaria

pezza's pizzaria is a pizza establishment that is runned by a little jew who has probably know idea what on earth he is doing and why he is doing it.the moron really lacks in the pizza industry and his food sucks ass
do not go to pezza's pizzaria because the food is shit
by dr.smirnov February 16, 2020
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