The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.

MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

Pork Scotch Pizzas by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

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pizzaish

Describing a scenario in which an experience is a good time but a tough situation.

Friend 1: Dude last night Jacob puked all over the apartment but I ended up going to that bar which was so fun.
Friend 2: Ya last night was pizzaish.

pizzaish by thepromoter March 1, 2021

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Pizzasexual

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.

Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.

Pizzasexual by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

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My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.

How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas by ace zero June 22, 2014

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