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yo bizzle i gosta pizzass this quizzle
pizzass by dizzawg November 25, 2003
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Pizzass is the act of buying a girl pizza and touching her butt, otherwise known as pizza and ass.
"Yo, Peaches - want some pizzass?"
Pizzass by RoyDoesntLikePoppedGum September 27, 2014

Pizzashill

1. An incel 2. A severely deranged man 3. Heroin addict who makes up fake E girlfriends
Don't be such a pizzashill dude

Pork Scotch Pizzas 

The greatest pizza topping in the world but unfortunately not sold by any pizza place. If you phone up a pizza place and ask for this fine pizza the 'hard working' dickhead will say "sorry mate we dont do that one." Rather than asking what is on it and making a sale. The Pork Scotch pizza is loved by fat, old, arseholes of security guards, mainly Pork Scotch himself. The topping is pork pieces in a thick gravy sauce.
MANLY GIRLFRIEND: I'm ordering Italian tonight. What do you want Max?

MAX: Just 3 Pork Scotch pizzas please.

pizzaish 

Describing a scenario in which an experience is a good time but a tough situation.
Friend 1: Dude last night Jacob puked all over the apartment but I ended up going to that bar which was so fun.
Friend 2: Ya last night was pizzaish.
pizzaish by thepromoter March 1, 2021

Pizzasexual 

1. A male or female that has a strange love for pizza.

2. People that aren't interested in dating people and would rather go for some pizza.
Girl : Who do you like ?
Boy : I'm pizzasexual.
Pizzasexual by Darth Vaderrr January 17, 2011

My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas

It's a way people memorize the planets. My- Mercury, Very- Venus, Excellent- Earth, Mother- Mars, Just- Jupiter, Served- Saturn Us- Uranus, Nine- Neptune, Pizzas- Pluto.
How do you know the planets? Just say My very excellent mother just served us nine pizzas
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