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pewaphobia 

the irrational fear that you will be unable to access a restroom because of extenuating circumstances, such as a full pew at church or a long line at a bar
Driven by her pewaphobia, Susan made sure to use the restroom three times before church.
pewaphobia by gis_in_my September 23, 2010
Related Words
Pewap pewapahee pewaphobia pwap peapod pewp pedaphile phwap peeapi pelaphile

Pewanese 

A butchered variation of the English language written by a Canasian.
What does that say?
Who knows, she's speaking Pewanese again.
Pewanese by Egotastic February 5, 2022

penaphobia 

The fear of the penis, cock, dick, schlong, woodpecker, one eyed snake, purple headed yogurt slinger, etc...
Katherine is a penaphob, she is scared of peni and all they entail.
penaphobia by Kelly April 19, 2005
v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)
Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!
pewp by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017

pedaphidelic

when you see an old guy with a young girl..or old girl with a young guy..
(walking on pier see a old guy kiss a girl)

me-wow thats a little pedaphidelic dont you think?

my friend-wow yes that was
pedaphidelic by R_swithenbank November 27, 2009
A picture or "selfie" taken of someone who clearly hasn't showered or brushed their teeth in several days. Basically, you can smell them through the picture.
Dude! Why'd you send me that pewpic? I can smell your stinky ass through my phone!
pewpic by dirtyclam July 26, 2015