pewp 

v. to defecate with violent intensity

n. the result of defecating with violent intensity

a. resembling the result of violent defecation

Pewp is a more intense version of poop, with the change in spelling meant to suggest violence (i.e. "Pew-pew-pew!", as if feces is being launched from, rather than squeezed out of, the anus.)

Pull over at the next rest stop, man! I gotta pewp so hard I'm liable to shatter a toilet bowl!

pewp by Hellzapoppin' April 11, 2017

pewp 

Fecal Matter produced by another being.

Oh my god! PEWP ON MY CHEST!

pewp by RoaCh Of DisCord February 18, 2004

Pewp 

Pewp is the equivalent to poop, yet it is used more commenly but younger people. Mainly for the fun of it. It can also be used to censor swearing.

Linkinxpark says: I saw a chicken crossing the road this morning
EmozieNekozie: HOLY PEWP.

Pewp by EmoNeko January 5, 2009

pewp 

n. shit, crap, stink bricks/nuggets

that dog just dropped a huge pile of pewp on my lawn!
or
the AWP sux liek pewp.
and
WTF pwned by a n00btard pile of pewp.

pewp by Jimmy P. Fuxnugget January 27, 2003

pewp 

The act of vomiting and diarrheaing at the same time, usually while one is on the toilet.

"I am going to totally pewp!"

"I pewped all over the bathroom last night"

"Don't come in, I'm pewping.

pewp by images8dream December 25, 2010

pewp 

A combination of the words pee and poop meaning you have to do both at the same time. Invented by my 3 year old son, Judah.

Mommy, take me to the potty. I have to go pewp.

pewp by mle1125 May 3, 2016

Pewp 

A very fancy word that can be used for something positive and negative.

Sir Jingle the third of Your Mom: Gee Melania trump is such a pewpy b*tch

Xev'ak: oH mY gE girl I tots agree

Sir Jingle the third of Your Mom: YaSSSsssSsSSss *gay hand* sLAy quEEN

Pewp by yourmom3i5u3o4u52op January 24, 2022