Petro’d
Petro’d by Driftingboi June 12, 2018
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Petco'd
To be Petco'd one must play for the San Diego Padres or are playing against them at Petco Park. The dimensions are so vast, it can sometimes be compared to playing in the Grand Canyon. Anything hit deep into the outfield promptly dies in the air and ends up being a harmless flyout.
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Pedro Dip
When you open a new tin of chew, and you look inside and see it's not completely filled up, the empty space is where the Mexican worker at the factory took a dip.
"I just got a new tin of cope, Pedro took a fuckin hammer this time, look at the size of that Pedro Dip!"
Pedro Dip by Goosenhagen May 4, 2010
human petri dish
human petri dish by kajoe October 18, 2008
Petri Douche
A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
Petri Douche by wrangerti December 4, 2013
Pedro Diaz
One of the best boyfriends in the whole entire world loyal awesome friendly nice hot cute amazing athletic angel fast
Pedro Diaz by julesa_1 ur mom October 5, 2019
Soggy Petri Dish
A game where doctors in a fertility clinic jack off into a petri dish with an egg in it. The last one to shoot their load has to say that they are the dad.
Yeh, my mom told me last night that I was conceived in a game of soggy petri dish and my dad is some asshole called Dr. Carl Schiezner.
Soggy Petri Dish by SaxMan16 April 13, 2010
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