Mary couldn't believe her eyes when she walked in on her husband sucking on another mans cock. She had no idea she was married to a bipoler.
by wrangerti December 05, 2013
A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 04, 2013
Sara: Some dude on Tumblr is asking about you
Bill: Send me a pic of his cock
Sara: No problem Bill, I will be the cockduit.
Bill: Send me a pic of his cock
Sara: No problem Bill, I will be the cockduit.
by wrangerti November 16, 2016
Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.
by wrangerti December 05, 2013
The meeting was beginning to be very unproductive so John suggested the men collabsturbate in order to get their creative juices flowing.
by wrangerti December 05, 2013
Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus
by wrangerti December 05, 2013
A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.
by wrangerti December 04, 2013