wrangerti's definitions

Jenna Lameson

A woman who fancies herself a whore in bed yet turns out to be a disappointment.

Bill: So how did the date with Beth go last night?
Tom: It sucked. She talks a big game but in the end she was just another Jenna Lameson.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

collabsturbate

The act of two or more individuals masturbating together.

The meeting was beginning to be very unproductive so John suggested the men collabsturbate in order to get their creative juices flowing.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Bipoler

A married man who likes to suck cock.

Mary couldn't believe her eyes when she walked in on her husband sucking on another mans cock. She had no idea she was married to a bipoler.

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Panty Claus

A Panty Claus is a house guests who steals women's panties.

Husband: What's wrong dear?
Wife: I can't find my favorite red panties
Husband: We must have had a visit from Panty Claus

by wrangerti December 5, 2013

Petri Douche

A petri douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petri douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013

cockduit

A female whose role is to introduce one closeted bisexual man to another closeted bisexual man.

Sara: Some dude on Tumblr is asking about you
Bill: Send me a pic of his cock
Sara: No problem Bill, I will be the cockduit.

by wrangerti November 16, 2016

petrie douche

A petrie douche is that friend you are sexually involved with who repeatedly has sexual encounters with others thus exposing you to the many germs and diseases they have come into contact with.

Dude, Joe is such a petrie douche! Turns out he's been fucking around again and now I have herpes!

by wrangerti December 4, 2013