A shaft of the most magnanimous proportions. Usually happens after signing a huge contract.
Origin: After Bobby Petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.
Origin: After Bobby Petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.
After signing a ten year contract with Louisville, Bobby left at the end of the year to coach the falcons. Louisville sure got Petrinoed.
Also works for people not named Bobby. Ex:
After guaranteeing that he would stay in Miami, Nick left and went to Alabama. Miami got Petrinoed big time.
Also works for people not named Bobby. Ex:
After guaranteeing that he would stay in Miami, Nick left and went to Alabama. Miami got Petrinoed big time.
by Khaulen January 6, 2008
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Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.
It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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by mdubya September 6, 2006
Get the Petranoid mug.When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"
by Dirty P November 1, 2013
Get the petrified penguin mug.Petrine is a name for the girl who everybody loves, but none can ever really have. Everybody wants to be with a Petrine or to be a Petrine, but she just wants sex (which she gets ridiculously easily). She's hot, sexy, saucy ect.
by Aludi September 26, 2014
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Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
Guy 2: No, it's raisin.
Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.
by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017
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