Petrinoed 

A shaft of the most magnanimous proportions. Usually happens after signing a huge contract.

Origin: After Bobby Petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.

After signing a ten year contract with Louisville, Bobby left at the end of the year to coach the falcons. Louisville sure got Petrinoed.

Also works for people not named Bobby. Ex:
After guaranteeing that he would stay in Miami, Nick left and went to Alabama. Miami got Petrinoed big time.

Petrinoed by Khaulen January 6, 2008

petrified 

(adjective) scared stiff, alarmed, stunned, startled, astonished.

Machine Shop rockin when we step inside, and we got everybody so petrified. -- M.Shinoda FortMinor, 'Petrified'

petrified by _N_r_chy September 28, 2005

Naked and Petrified 

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.

"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"

Naked and Petrified by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008

Petranoid 

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.

Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.

Petranoid by mdubya September 6, 2006

petrified penguin

When one lies on top of another pinning then down, urinates allover them, and yells "PETRIFIED PENGUIN!!"

Jake: "Hey look! Arielle is giving Alex a petrified penguin!"

petrified penguin by Dirty P November 1, 2013

Petrine 

Petrine is a name for the girl who everybody loves, but none can ever really have. Everybody wants to be with a Petrine or to be a Petrine, but she just wants sex (which she gets ridiculously easily). She's hot, sexy, saucy ect.

-Look at that Petrine! She's hungry today.

-Dude, Petrine is hungry everyday.

Petrine by Aludi September 26, 2014

petrified grape 

A Raisin

Guy 1: Is that a petrified grape?

Guy 2: No, it's raisin.

Guy 1: Wait, isn't that the same thing. Guy 2: No.

petrified grape by Dysfunctional.Asian August 15, 2017