Petranoid

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.

Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.

by mdubya September 6, 2006

Petranoid

When your scared, nervous, and annoyed at the same time. Usually at a bar and combing words. Can mean anything.

Trying to come up with a sentence for urban dictionary is making me petranoid.

by Mariter_chann March 20, 2020

Marvin The Paranoid Android

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android

by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012

Pteranodon

A pterosaur from the cretaceous period. It isn't a fucking dinosaur.

Moron: My favorite dinosaur is Pteranodon
Me: Kicks his ass

by Fricctionaryo September 9, 2018

paranoid

For someone to be in the constant state of Paranoia. Paranoia is the thought processm, which is heavily influenced by anxiety and/or fear, often to the point of irrationality and delusion. Paranoid thinking typically includes persecutory beliefs concerning a perceived threat towards ones own self. Greek translation of paranoia simply means madness (para = outside; nous = mind). Historically, this characterization was used to describe any extreme delusional state.

Someone who is crazy and thinks everyone is always out to get them, take them down, or cause them to fail at everything and anything they undertake.

Paranoid: Song by the Jonas Brothers from the album: Lines, Vines and Trying Times

Dude that lady is way paranoid! She keeps telling me that something is out to get her and it is lurking in the shadows.

by Qbancncer April 15, 2010

Space Paranoids

A game from the 1982 movie TRON. Encom recently remastered the game and uploaded it to the interwebs for everyone to play. Currently, the only person to reach the top score of Space Paranoids is Kevin Flynn, with a score of 999,000. The player drives a tank and tries to shoot down turrets, other tanks, and flying ship things called Recognizers.

Guy 1: "Hey dude, have you played Space Paranoids yet? I almost got one of the top 5 high scores."

Guy 2: "No, I haven't, but it sounds really fun."

by h4m_80n3 August 16, 2010

Paranoid Park

Notorious street park in Portland OR frequented by homeless kids and drug dealers. In the film of the same name the burnside skatepark was renamed Paranoid Park for artistic purposes.

Let's go buy drugs at paranoid park.

by boyfriend2.0 April 27, 2010