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Petranoid 

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.
Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.
Petranoid by mdubya September 6, 2006
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can be a verb or noun...often used in atlanta georgia

noun: a liar, or quitter.

or

Verb: To lie or to quit.
noun
that asshole stole my ipod and then lied to my face...what a fucking petrino!

Verb
Dude stop Petrinoin' me...i know you stole from me...just admit it!
Petrino by ganjaman52000 January 5, 2008
Verb: to quit on your foxhole buddies, usually at the worst possible moment.

Noun: One who does the above.
Dude, I thought you had my back! Why'd you go all Petrino on me?
Petrino by Chappie January 5, 2008

perinoid 

The state of being afraid that you'll get your period
I was crying and eating so much last night, I'll be perinoid for the whole day.
perinoid by juliae December 13, 2015

Petrinoed 

A shaft of the most magnanimous proportions. Usually happens after signing a huge contract.

Origin: After Bobby Petrino, a man of zero integrity, who in two years alone managed to sign 20 years worth of contracts and is yet to be loyal to one.
After signing a ten year contract with Louisville, Bobby left at the end of the year to coach the falcons. Louisville sure got Petrinoed.

Also works for people not named Bobby. Ex:
After guaranteeing that he would stay in Miami, Nick left and went to Alabama. Miami got Petrinoed big time.
Petrinoed by Khaulen January 6, 2008
Verb. To shamelessly chase money without regard to others.

As used on ESPN, named for former Louisville Cardinals and Atlanta Falcons coach Bobby Petrino, known for lying directly to everyone around him and jumping at the first scent of a buck.

See also: whore.
When the surgeon got an offer for $500 more per year at the neighboring hospital, he just Petrinoed the patient right in the middle of surgery!
Petrino by oren0 January 6, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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