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Petranoid 

Noun - one who is both petrafied and paranoid of a person, place or thing.
Rob was a complete petranoid when he walked out of the exit of the haunted house; it really freaked him out.
Petranoid by mdubya September 6, 2006
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peeanoid 

The feeling that no matter how many times you've checked to make sure your phone is muted, all attendees on your conference call can still hear you peeing.
I was so peeanoid that I managed to avoid any surface contact in the toilet to minimize all background phone noise.
peeanoid by duckhook October 19, 2015

Petranoid 

When your scared, nervous, and annoyed at the same time. Usually at a bar and combing words. Can mean anything.
Trying to come up with a sentence for urban dictionary is making me petranoid.
Petranoid by Mariter_chann March 20, 2020

Permanoid 

V. a state of being permanently paranoid
the US government has made many people permanoid from the countless lies and cruelty they have inflicted upon its own citizens.
Permanoid by ROCK3R69 October 8, 2011

Pescanoia 

Noun.

1. The irrational belief that at any moment a massive fish will crush your lure.

2. An irresistible urge to go fishing.
Throwing a hollow body frog into some lily pads gives me the pescanoia.
Pescanoia by Pescanoid February 2, 2018

percanoia 

a servier state of paranoia caused by abusing prescription pain killers on a daily basis. (percanoid, percanoing)
Did you hear something? Na man im not percanoia.
percanoia by monsonmadness March 29, 2011
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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