peeanoid

The feeling that no matter how many times you've checked to make sure your phone is muted, all attendees on your conference call can still hear you peeing.

I was so peeanoid that I managed to avoid any surface contact in the toilet to minimize all background phone noise.

peeanoid by duckhook October 19, 2015

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Peenoid Burger

It is a Karl's Grilled cheese from Mr. Beast Burger. Another nickname could be the Karl's Inverted because of the inverted bun.

Ur mom: Hey, let's go to Mr. Beast Burger and get a Peenoid Burger!

Bruh: This is a certified bruh troller moment.

Peenoid Burger by Trollers of LOLville May 18, 2021

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Peenoid

A discriminatory slur used against people with a penis.

Person 1: "Look at that peenoid over there, imagine being a peenoid"
Person 2: "Yeah I couldn't even imagine"
Person 3: "What the hell is a peenoid"

Peenoid by IHonestlyCantThinkOfAnyThing October 26, 2022

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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