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pervitin 

German brand name for methamphetamine, crank, speed, tina, or shabu. Used in Germany, the Czech Republic, and Slovakia.

In the Czech Republic, methamphetamine is somewhat legendary; it is the country with the most meth users and dealers out of the whole population. In Communist times, meth was made and sold by the same person in his own bathroom (it is made in the bathtub or toilet) to three or four other users. Because it was so easy to make and cheap too, it was even more common than [marijuana] at one point.

Because it wakes people up and increases intelligence, it's commonly used by students (in pills, as Adderall, Dexedrin, Vyvanse), scientists, drivers, helicopter pilots, and such. Because it is also cheap, it is used by those who can't get a better drug.
Prosím, Mišo, kurva jsem v kaši, dej mi gram péčka!
Mikey, please, I'm fucking dying, gimme a gram of meth (pervitin)!

Jano je feťák, paří již od pětnactich, a tři roky si stříli do kábla, tak nyní sedí v Mírově za loupež. To piko je smrt v pytlíku...
John's an addict---he's been doing meth since the age of fifteen, and three years he's been shooting up, now he's in prison for robbery. Meth is death in a bag.
pervitin by diam0rphine June 28, 2012
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The profession of being a perverted person.
You should become a pervism.
pervism by forwardman12 May 15, 2009
Part of speech : noun

Perfimism is an inclination to look for negative factors in everyday life and bring forward or implement ideas to overcome the negative factors to make life better. A perfimist believes, why be satisfied with what you have when you can make it better.

This attitude towards life, lies between optimism and pessimism. Looking at things with a pessimistic way helps in detecting flaws and then in an optimistic way the flaw should be removed. A pessimist would blame things around him and never try to change it, an optimist would be satisfied with things as they are and never try to upgrade. While a perfimist brings about change and makes life better.
Is the glass half empty or half full?

Optimist : “The glass is half full.”

Pessimist : “The glass is half empty.”

Perfimist(person with perfimism attitude) : “The glass can be filled half more.”
Perfimism by bmthomas December 16, 2009

PERVERTISM 

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!
Ew that's pervertism

pervertism 

The act of pervertism defines someone who Pervs or has Perved on a person or group of people.
"Look over there, that young boy is commiting the act of pervertism on that old man. Someone should call the police!"

Or

"Bill Odey. Your under arrest for committing pervertism against young badgers"
pervertism by Elando July 24, 2008

Pervertism 

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)
Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.
Pervertism by notalittleGrub June 12, 2015
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