Permitis

When a girl gets a good fresh perm and starts thinking she is all that and too good for her folk.

TT been acting brand new since she got her hair done, she won't even sit by us at lunch she must got permitis or something.

Permitis by sunninume May 7, 2009

permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

Pervitism

Acts of being a pervert or perverted.

Johnny knew he had to commit pervitisms when he saw Tara in that short skirt.

Pervitism by JX13 April 4, 2005

Permaitis 

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

Permaitis by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

permition 

To gently asking another man you'd like to take it up the ass from him.

Tom ask permition by tapping jim's foot under the stall in the men's bathroom.

permition by waaaaaang June 26, 2014

Peritis 

This is a disease where your period blood blood comes from both holes,your mouth and your pussy

Today is the start of my peritis

Peritis by Peritis May 23, 2022

Perkitis 

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)

“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed”

Perkitis by UKMeanings September 10, 2023