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The profession of being a perverted person.
You should become a pervism.
pervism by forwardman12 May 15, 2009
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Nervous Pervis 

Someone that’s nervous or scared about something.
Dude, Emma is such a Nervous Pervis before her basketball games.
Nervous Pervis by BigMac8282 April 7, 2019
Related Words
following the way of the perc
"are you apart of Percism?"
Percism by N. Perc March 28, 2023

Whirling Pervish 

Dan: So what happened with Cathy last night?!
Steve: had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I gave her a Whirling Pervish!
Dan: Awesome!
Whirling Pervish by Vancarrie May 14, 2009

pervisexual 

when someone is so pervish, you have to give them a label. once used on an episode of "Lie To Me" when they brought in a woman with a mulitple personality disorder was describing one of her "clients" (she was a hooker)
OMG that dude just asked me to take off my clothes and lay on the floor, he is so pervisexual
pervisexual by I<3Drewwww December 28, 2009
A very perverse person, much like pervert, only worse and much funner to say.
Melody: Did you see that old guy with the thin mustache who was eating that banana?

Chuck: Yeah, he looked like a total pervis!
Pervis by Chucky Girl July 9, 2010

Uncle Pervis 

The stereo typical dirty, perverted Uncle. A Male that is old enough to be crochity and not give a shit, but still young enough to have an active sex life.
Jessica, don't sit on Uncle Pervis's lap unless you want him to get a boner!
Uncle Pervis by Richard Goziner January 7, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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