"Look over there, that young boy is commiting the act of pervertism on that old man. Someone should call the police!"

Or

"Bill Odey. Your under arrest for committing pervertism against young badgers"

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Ew that's pervertism

Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.