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Pertising

To gain sexual gratification from rubbing and filming pertis machines, extreme cases sometimes lead to insertion of the male genitalia in the coin slot and rubbing whilst jotting down train head codes, eating a tuna sandwich and making choo choose noises at the point of climax
Sam was out pertising for so long last night that his wife had a go at him
by The train fingerer July 8, 2022
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parising

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.
You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.
by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008
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permasingle

"Permanently Single"
I'm permasingle, there's no one out there for me.
by ekailthomas January 10, 2008
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penising

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.
Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.
by serbear4u February 15, 2009
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pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it
1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.
by crazy party man March 17, 2009
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Penising

The act of inserting your penis.
"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."
by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013
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Ab-vertising

1. The showing off of one's abs in order to let all witness their toned, muscular qualities.

2. Advertising or billboards solely showcasing a model for their abs in order to sell their product.
1. Dude, look at that douche ab-vertising over there on the beach.

2. Check out that Abercrombie & Fitch billboard, complete Ab-vertising.
by steelyhard April 12, 2010
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