pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

by crazy party man March 17, 2009

two way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

If you're feeling down, head on over to the two way petting zoo.

by drflubert March 20, 2009

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

two-way petting zoo

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.

by metal-sandwich March 23, 2009

heavy petting

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.

we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.

by xenofobiq August 17, 2004

are you petting my mongoose

are you vibing with me

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night

by Jlock April 5, 2019

Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.

Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"

by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009