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When a woman is getting Eiffel Towered and once the two men are about to cum they both pull out and the same time. A woman standing close by who is on her period scoops up the two men’s cum with a spoon and mixes her urine, period blood, and the cum in a cup and drinks it.
On Tuesday we decided to go Perting, Martha was the one getting Eiffel Towered and Cassidy who was on her period drank it.
Perting by Plebeian Body January 5, 2025
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Jesse Perring 

The equivalent of Chuck Norris to the e-world of League of Legends

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The Saga of Jesse Perring

- When Jesse Perring enters a game, the Baron ragequits.
- Items in the shop pay Jesse Perring to be used.
- Jesse Perring's ELO is longer than pi.
- When Jesse Perring gets in range, turrets target themselves.
- When Jesse Perring uses Karthus's ultimate, several people in Asia die.
- When Blitzcrank uses Rocket Grab, he is pulled to Jesse Perring.
- Jesse Perring plays League of Legends with the monitor off.
- Guardian Angel armor is really Cloth Armor that Jesse Perring has touched.
- Jesse Perring uses Ashe's Frost Arrow to hit opponents in next week's game.
- Jesse Perring has gotten a dodecakill in a one-on-one game.

- Jesse Perring has kissed Skribbles on the mouth...with tongue...really...

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1. Can i join Jesseperringfanclub right now?

2. Sign my mousepad jesse perring!

3. I would shit myself if i saw jesse perring.

4. HOLY SHIT, IT'S JESSE PERRING!!! *explosive diarrhea*
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petting a phoenix 

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.
That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.
pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

two-way petting zoo 

You pet the animals, they pet you back.

heavy petting 

foreplay ranging from breast massage to masturbating one's partner, yet no coïtal contact.
we're not married yet, so we're stuck with heavy petting sessions.
heavy petting by xenofobiq August 17, 2004