pelvising

To push your genitalia against another person.

Jordan, please stop pelvising me please.

pelvising by jordaneous031 November 2, 2015

penising 

1. From the verb 'to penis'.

2. Any act involving use of the penis.

3. Fondling or kissing of the penis.

Student to test proctor: Why does that kid have his dick out?
Test proctor: Let the quadriplegic finish penising his essay questions.

The gay guys were short on time and couldn't do much more than kissing and penising.

penising by serbear4u February 15, 2009

Penising 

The act of inserting your penis.

"So I was penising my girlfriend the other day..."

"We weren't quite penising yet, so it was okay for me to take the call from my mother."

Penising by Charles La Dank October 10, 2013

Penising 

The verb of the noun "penis" meaning to engage in activities involving the male genetalia. Sentences involving this word are useful to relieve the monotony of tedious lessons, CCF exercises. Try exclaiming one of the examples below when everything is quiet.

Sir, tell Chris to stop penising me...

'Tis rather penising, is it not peaceful maiden?

Sometimes this place is just so penising.

I hear they've booked Chris for penising with intent.

Penising by Ed W, who is Lord November 11, 2004

elvising 

when your joint burns all down one side and wasting most of your weed

'oh shit man its elvising again!'

elvising by the_groove June 11, 2005

pelvisonian 

The politically correct term for hipsters.

Since "hipster" has taken a somewhat derogatory tone both inside and outside of the hipster subculture, that term may cause confusion when expressing appreciation or approval for some aspect of that subculture. The term "pelvisonian" can be used in such cases to identify the culture in a neutral tone.

I really hate those thick hipster glasses, but I agree with the pelvisonian counter-consumerism ideal.

pelvisonian by aaronic July 5, 2010

pelvisized 

When you get raped by a black man and he breaks your vagina.

Trevone pelvisized me and now i cannot have children.

pelvisized by marrrrrranda09 February 14, 2015