Pertile

A last name that can be used to describe crazy ppl or ppl with a lot of mental disabilities and cant forget the anger issues. If its not obvious Im a pertile everyone has adhd in my family and a few ppl have dyslexia and dysgraphia. My whole grade is scared of me

Boy 1: xxxxxxxx pertile hit me really hard and it hurt a lot.
Xxxxxxxx's friend: youll get used to it I deal w it daily.
Xxxxxxxx's other friend: yeah you just have to meet her other side
Boy 2: what other side
Xxxxxxxx's friend: the side that will be saying "stawp my brain hurts" and other dumb shit bc she cant focas

by Adumbassbitch January 11, 2023

Jack Pertile

A kind loving Christian

We need more Jack Pertiles throughout the world :)

by Papa Jpowpowpow February 19, 2022

pertinear

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.

That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.

by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

pestilence

A fatal disease, like black plague or bubonic plague

Alotta people have died since the pestilence known as SARS has entered the world

by George Chikko June 26, 2003

pertinent

Relevant or related to

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions

by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

pestilence palace

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.

Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!

by danthor March 1, 2009

Pervilege

a sexy right, sexy advantage, or sexy immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group of people.

"Tarin can totally grab my ass at work, but Rob cannot. He is not one of the pervileged ones."

"Laura did not slap me when i played with her boobies because she has granted me pervileges."

by the real Katie Mac October 18, 2014