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A last name that can be used to describe crazy ppl or ppl with a lot of mental disabilities and cant forget the anger issues. If its not obvious Im a pertile everyone has adhd in my family and a few ppl have dyslexia and dysgraphia. My whole grade is scared of me
Boy 1: xxxxxxxx pertile hit me really hard and it hurt a lot.
Xxxxxxxx's friend: youll get used to it I deal w it daily.
Xxxxxxxx's other friend: yeah you just have to meet her other side
Boy 2: what other side
Xxxxxxxx's friend: the side that will be saying "stawp my brain hurts" and other dumb shit bc she cant focas
Pertile by Adumbassbitch January 11, 2023
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Jack Pertile 

We need more Jack Pertiles throughout the world :)
Jack Pertile by Papa Jpowpowpow February 19, 2022
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pertinear 

Redneck slang for "pretty near" generally pronounced while spitting Copenhagen out of one's mouth.
That dang skunk was pertinear sprayin' me when I shot him with my 22.
pertinear by TAGAuthor November 11, 2013

pestilence 

A fatal disease, like black plague or bubonic plague
Alotta people have died since the pestilence known as SARS has entered the world
pestilence by George Chikko June 26, 2003

pertinent 

Interviewer asked me very pertinent questions
pertinent by LAHITNAREN May 31, 2017

pestilence palace 

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.
Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!
pestilence palace by danthor March 1, 2009

Pervilege 

a sexy right, sexy advantage, or sexy immunity granted or available only to a particular person or group of people.
"Tarin can totally grab my ass at work, but Rob cannot. He is not one of the pervileged ones."

"Laura did not slap me when i played with her boobies because she has granted me pervileges."
Pervilege by the real Katie Mac October 18, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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