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pec·tile
/ˈpek.tīl/

noun
1. A colloquial term referring to the residual mixture of bodily fluids, typically vaginal secretions and semen, present on the penis after sexual intercourse, especially noticeable the following morning.

Origin
Early 21st century; coined humorously in informal speech, blending elements of penis and tactile (suggesting a noticeable texture), with the suffix -ile used to form descriptive nouns.

Usage note
Informal, slang. Generally used in casual or humorous contexts rather than in medical or professional language.
I woke up with pectile dick this morning
Pectile by Pectile-man April 10, 2026
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pestilence 

A fatal disease, like black plague or bubonic plague
Alotta people have died since the pestilence known as SARS has entered the world
pestilence by George Chikko June 26, 2003

pestilence palace 

anyplace that's full of germs or sick people. Typically involves you catching a cold or a bug of some kind after some inconsiderate jerk coughs on you or something of that nature.
Dean: Wow that movie theatre was packed!

Sam:Ya it was a real Pestilence palace!
pestilence palace by danthor March 1, 2009

Pestilence 

1. a disease thats usually fatal

2. the name of a FROM FIRST TO LAST song
1. cancer

2. Ride The Wings Of Pestilence
Pestilence by nicolee December 28, 2005
A man who gets turned on easily
"Im so pecile i got turned on by seeing a gorilla"
"Stop being so pecile"
Pecile by obamalizardman December 30, 2018

pestilence 

1. something destructive or pernicious
2. a contagious or infectious epidemic disease
1. Ride the Wings of Pestilence
1. I'll pour this pestilence into his ear.
2. aids
pestilence by *forever* July 29, 2008

ride the wings of pestilence 

make the best out of an already bad situation, to turn a bad situation around so it suits you.
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murderhobo 

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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