pertle

1.(noun)A penis that shrinks up into the person's body, and then when eroused protrudes out.
2.(noun)An uncircumcised penis.

both same idea... a penis turtle

1.That tranny had a pertle, i thought it was a girl!!!
2.Jews can't have pertles.

by Nicholas Woodward October 11, 2006

Pertle

A very cute, smart and shy person.

omg girl, ur such a pertle 🥺

by chikenchoo April 15, 2023

perplexcuse

An excuse so confusing the listener becomes exasperated and relents against own better judgement

How did you manage to avoid being grounded? I gave my mom a top 10 perplexcuse. She is still shaking her head...

by mcgobri April 29, 2015

richard perle

An evil zealot who promotes slaughter for profit.

Adolf Hitler

by zebedee March 29, 2003

Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Perplexified

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

by perplexified May 18, 2019

Portlethen

Portlethen is a really cool school
Absolutely amazing!

So many junkies go here!
And so many slags!
The school gym smells like socks and the place is just overall minging.
Fat teachers like mr Douglas that eats all the chocolate cake, swear he has about 3 a day.
He sits and plays with his army figures.
Best school 10/10

Why do you go to portlethen?
Because it does good cake

by Ooglebooglehahahshgsgsgsgasg April 18, 2019