perryitis

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

Perryitis

Straight up sick cunt.

Hey mate I think I might have a case of perryitis.

Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt

by Dr Bennett May 21, 2022

partyitis

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

by jpg3 November 29, 2013

Perchitis

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Pervitism

Acts of being a pervert or perverted.

Johnny knew he had to commit pervitisms when he saw Tara in that short skirt.

by JX13 April 4, 2005

Permaitis

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

petraitis

The kid that does his homework and classwork way to fast and likes to f around.

Petraitis:I finished

Me:What how it's been 5 minutes

by Dukygaming March 11, 2019