"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.
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Get the Perryitis mug.A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.
After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.
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A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.
A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.
"That bong gives me permaitis"
"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."
"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."
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