perryitis 

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

perryitis by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

Perryitis 

Straight up sick cunt.

Hey mate I think I might have a case of perryitis.

Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt

Perryitis by Dr Bennett May 21, 2022

partyitis 

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

partyitis by jpg3 November 29, 2013

Perchitis 

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

Perchitis by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

Pervitism

Acts of being a pervert or perverted.

Johnny knew he had to commit pervitisms when he saw Tara in that short skirt.

Pervitism by JX13 April 4, 2005

Permaitis 

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

Permaitis by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

petraitis 

The kid that does his homework and classwork way to fast and likes to f around.

Petraitis:I finished

Me:What how it's been 5 minutes

petraitis by Dukygaming March 11, 2019