Berryitis 

To cause a temporary form of arthritis; joint pain and inflammation; and or tendinitis to the thumbs by extensive use of a blackberry device. Prolonged use can lead to permanent damage to the thumbs

OMG i got into a debate today with Joe on BBM and now I cant use my thumbs, i got berryitis

Berryitis by bbm4lifeaddict August 30, 2010

perryitis 

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

perryitis by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

Bearditis 

When a male refuses to shave his beard to too long of a time, resulting in a massive growth on the males face.

Signs of bearditis can include, but are not limited to:
-birds making shelter within your beard
-women being repulsed
-sudden urge to go chop down trees and wear flannel shirts
-face feeling heavy, droopy, may even eventually fall off
-green poop
-death (in extreme cases)

Cyndee-"Omg, I think Shane may have bearditis."
Ciara--"Yeah, me too. I heard some strange cheeping sounds coming from his beard yesterday."
Cyndee-"He better shave it soon. I feel repulsed."

Bearditis by whoadreambig October 12, 2011

Beratitis 

Inflammation of the tongue due to excessive rimming.

"how come your tongue's so red?"
"Doc told me I got beratitis and should stop rimming randos"

Beratitis by Nesdog April 19, 2022

Perryitis 

Straight up sick cunt.

Hey mate I think I might have a case of perryitis.

Mr Perry = Mr sick cunt

Perryitis by Dr Bennett May 21, 2022

Bendyitis 

Bendyitis refers to experiencing significant physical and mental exhaustion as a result of excessive alcohol consumption over a short period, typically a weekend or "bender". This often manifests in symptoms such as fatigue, headache, nausea, dehydration, and overall malaise. It can lead to genuine sickness when the body's immune system becomes compromised due to the excessive alcohol intake, making one more susceptible to infections and illnesses.

After the stag, several members of the wedding party were struck down with severe case of Bendyitis.

Bendyitis by naceik April 2, 2024

Barrytism

People who like the character Barry allen and has autism

I have barrytism

Barrytism by Batsy_thedarkknight November 28, 2025