Permaitis 

One who permanently has niggeritis.

A serious condition most likely from smoking too much marijuana in too short of a period, causing one to enter the fetal position.

"That bong gives me permaitis"

"After hitting Dan's 3 foot bong: Precious, we could immediately tell that John was getting the Permaitis, he had entered the fetal position and was screaming for help."

Permaitis by M.D Rice January 30, 2008

perryitis 

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

perryitis by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

permapissed 

Adjective.

The state, usually of the female gender, in which the person seems to be permanently upset or pissed regardless if there is really anything wrong or bothering them.

Sally always walks down the street with a frown on her face and arms crossed. She is is definitely permapissed!

permapissed by sygyzy September 25, 2003

permitized 

the act of getting your permit.

im finally permitized!

permitized by YeeYeeYee July 7, 2011

permatilt 

In poker an extreme form of tilt that can be produced by taking an exceptionally bad beat. The implication is that a player receiving such a bad beat will be so emotionally disturbed that they will play recklessly for the rest of their lives (permanent + tilt). While no unambiguous examples of the phenomenon have ever been reported the term is frequently used to indicate extreme emotional distress at the poker table.

"I get all-in versus this donkey with AA and flop quads. He's playing The Kat and runner-runners his miracle cards to make a straight flush. I've been on permatilt ever since."

permatilt by TheGameKat March 11, 2009

Perchitis 

The ability to follow documentation explicitly and despite having done everything correct, nothing will work and everything will be broken.

Setting up a git submodule makes me feel like I have perchitis.

Perchitis by anotheruserjust November 7, 2022

permantized 

Made permanent. Heard on the radio.

Due to the ongoing water shortage the water restrictions will be permantized.

permantized by Shocked of London March 31, 2004