partyitis 

A physical-mental condition that leaves you unable to function normally. Caused by mingling amongst many others the previous night and indulging in pleasurable, carefree happenings. Healing involves avoiding bright lights, stressful situations and contact with loud bossy individuals.

After an evening of interacting with others in crowded conditions and extreme liquid consumption some people suffering from partyitis have to call out sick from work.

partyitis by jpg3 November 29, 2013

perryitis 

1. An injury or illness that coincides with a vacation or days off.

"My hypertension is acting up again, I'm going home sick for the rest of the week. I'm sure it will be better when I return from vacation." Sounds like a case of perryitis.

perryitis by Dr. Berry Goldwater January 5, 2012

Partyistic 

An idea in which a new player asks a profligate amount of request to party a strong player in order for the new player to become strong eventually or due to laziness of the new player making his or her character strong on their own. Usually occurs in MMORPGs (Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games) and the request is most likely rejected by the strong player due to the new player's lack of attention to the strong player's statements that he or she doesn't want to be partied with the new player. Can also be associated with noob.

New player: pt me, im noob

*Uses party command on Mayhem1230*

Mayhem1230: Can you leave me alone, you are so partyistic.

*Rejects party*

New player: plzzzzzzz, pt me, im noob

*Rejects party, resulting for the new player to spam the party command until Mayhem1230 agrees to party*

Partyistic by StealthBlackHand March 20, 2009

partition creeper

a person who continuously peers or creeps around the partition that separates work cubicles to see what his or her coworker is doing.

That Dan guy is a real partition creeper.

partition creeper by kegs2004 August 25, 2011

parasitism 

A symbiotic relationship in which one species, the parasite, benefits at the expense of the other, the host.

Tapeworms live in the intestines of cats, where they absorb nutrients from the food cats eat.

parasitism by Diana Stephens February 14, 2005

Pillow partition 

A pillow partition is a section of pillows placed between two bedmates, who are not lovers, to avoid any accidental touching while asleep. The bedmates using a pillow partition are typically heterosexual males, who are forced to sleep in the same bed on a trip for logistical reasons. If one male is straight, and the other's sexuality can be considered a bit ambiguous, the pillow partition is a necessity. It can also be used to save face to any other males on the trip who might joke about the two bedmates sleeping together.

Example 1: "Yikes, I asked for a room with two beds, not one big bed. Luckily, they gave us enough pillows for a pillow partition."

Example 2:
Person 1 - "Damn, yall slept together in the same bed? Yall must be gay."
Person 2 - "Nah man, it's cool. We had a pillow partition, so nothing touched."

Example 3:
Person 1 - "It sucks that you're going to have to share a bed with Pat. I'm not really sure, but I think he may swing both ways."
Person 2 - "Yeah, I'm going to be enforcing a strict pillow partition rule."

Pillow partition by theboycalledhim November 8, 2011

driver roll up the partition, please. 

The request set by Beyoncé for her driver to roll up the partition of the car in order for her to have sex with her husband (Jay-Z) in the back seat of the car.

"Driver roll up the partition, please. I don't want you to see BeyBey on her knees"

driver roll up the partition, please. by YasserB January 9, 2017