Perk Perk 

Someone who is very high, dumb and blonde, in a cute way.

she totally went all perk perk after that bong hit

Perk Perk by Dudeltet September 9, 2015

upper perk 

A small district in Pennsylvania known for being predominantly white, spending more money on sports fields than school supplies, and crashing cars into houses.

Steve: Want to go to Upper Perk this weekend?
John: Bro, where even is that?

upper perk by Ngrglue August 6, 2016

Ultimate Perk 

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.

Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.

Ultimate Perk by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013

Upper Perk 

*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!

Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...

Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...

Upper Perk by Spicy Memelord October 1, 2018

wingers perk 

same as a reacharound

"I havnt had a wingers perk since I left the Army"

wingers perk by tockley July 13, 2009

Dirty Perk

A male, ususally, but not limited to being directly born and raised in the cornfields of Indiana. Other acceptable cornfield states are, nebraska, kansas, and the dakotas.
A person that is dirty/notorious for doing the mainly these acts:

-Running naked laps after getting skunked in beer die or pong

-shoving leaves into a girls mouth and then purusing a makeout session with her.

-Getting extremely wasted and puking, peeing and pooping his pants all in the same night. Also when wested, usually found being extremely vocal (loud) for no aparent reason and causing a ruckus, while having his voice crack from time to time

dude, the dirty perk just ran a naked lap at 7:30 in the afternoon!!!

do you remember semiformal last year when the dirty perk shoved leaves in his dates mouth and then made out with her!?!?

OMG the dirty perk is under his desk right now and i think he pooped his pants!

Dirty Perk by The Biggest Cones October 4, 2009

upper perk 

A small and cheap district in southeastern Pennsylvania. Many of it's residents do drugs or are lazy, racist, and unsuccessful. It is only really known for crimes that occur, such as a killing spree, drug busts, and pedophiles.

Person 1: Where did you grow up?
Person 2: Upper Perk.
Person 1: Huh? Oh you mean that place with the murder spree last year?

upper perk by girl anonymous December 3, 2016