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Girl: How was that?
Guy: Perfucc™
Perfucc by Ovia October 9, 2017
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Perfunctory 

Perfunctory is an adjective, it means to do something without any real interest, effort or feeling. If you do something merely to get it over and done with then that is perfunctory. If it’s something you’ve done that you don’t give a shit about then that’s perfunctory. Indifferent, apathetic, perfunctory, three ways of saying the same thing.
A lick and a promise is a perfunctory wash.
Perfunctory by AKACroatalin October 14, 2016

Perducci 

The criminal mastermind of "Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?" A movie featured in Strongbad Email Dangeresque 3. Basically Perducci wanted to kidnap Cutesy Buttons (played by marzipan). After Dangeresque finds out that he's hiding out in Instanbul, Perducci unleashes his secret weapon, Killingyouguy (played by Strongmad).
Dangeresque too - what do you know about Perducci?

STRONG SAD - Only that I am not one of his minions.

Dangeresque too - Well, thanks anyways. Move it along, hot tub!

Dangeresque - That stranger seemed to know a little bit too little about Perducci...

*Enter Perducci*

Perducci - What? Two Dangeresques? Well, they'll still be no match for my secret weapon! *enter Killingyouguy*
Perducci by IMAMEX September 8, 2006

perfunctory 

An action carried out without real interest, feeling, or effort.
When i watch T.V I feel like I just did something perfunctory
perfunctory by diamondmanizzle3 October 28, 2013

perfucktionist 

One who values the quality of sex above all else, often to the point that climax cannot occur unless the entire act is just right.
The dog hopped up on the bed halfway through coitus, and Dan--ever the perfucktionist--had to stop midthrust.
perfucktionist by Laughlynne May 28, 2016
Not to be confused with Palooka, Perucca is an Italian word for a penis sculpting enthusiast. Peruccas were very common during the Italian Renaissance as can be seen by Michaelangelo's statue of David. In modern day Italy, the Perucca Club Internationale, is the most prominent and internationally recognized penis sculpting enthusiast club. The PCI is currently headed up by Rick Perucca.
Hey Luigi, I was wondering if you knew who I could talk to about brushing up on my penis sculpting skills?
Guido, I heard that you can attend one of the Perucca Club Internationale meetings down in Milan, their founder, Rick Perucca is a phenomenal penis sculptor.
Grazie mille!
Perucca by PaniniLover July 5, 2010

Perfunctious 

illogical or ridiculous, particularly in an academic setting. can be applied ubiquitously to persons, things, situations, or facts that relate to ones current station in life
the test question was perfunctious...this class is perfunctious..."you drank 6 shots of espresso...Perfunctious!"
Perfunctious by Agent0027 June 27, 2007
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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