coffulate

to engage in extensive esoteric discussions of coffee whilst drinking, smelling, looking at, or otherwise immersing oneself in it...especially in or around a beverage stand, cart, or shop

Did you hear those two women coffulate in front of that mid-mall starbucks kiosk?!

by agent0027 October 17, 2008

Perfunctious

illogical or ridiculous, particularly in an academic setting. can be applied ubiquitously to persons, things, situations, or facts that relate to ones current station in life

the test question was perfunctious...this class is perfunctious..."you drank 6 shots of espresso...Perfunctious!"

by Agent0027 June 27, 2007