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Percussionista

A percussionista is slang for a female Native American who played percussion instruments near the territory of the Ajapeua and Onondaga. This term is fairly offensive and can be used to discriminate and harass others.
1 - hey did you see that percussionista with the fat ass.
2 - dude just cuz she’s got the bongos, doesn’t mean you can use that term, it’s very offensive I am no longer friends with you
1 - ayo mills buddy what the hell was that
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percussionist 

a person who is well rounded in playing various percussion instruments that include: Marimba, timpani, cymbals, snare, bass drum, Piano, synthesizer, bell tree, chimes, tom toms, tenors, gong, slap stick, maracas, etc. They should be skilled in all of these, for example: being able to play an awsome snare duet while running back to your vibes to play a 4 mallet solo. They also have to be able to read music, wether in bass or treble cleff.
Ana: So you're a drummer?
Mike: No! I'm a percussionist.
percussionist by pit chik January 5, 2007

percussionist 

1) Someone who plays percussion instruments (i.e. Keyboards, snare, bass, tenors, timpani). Not someone who plays drumset (that is a drummer). A percussionist is well versed in all percussion instruments.
I'm a percussionist so I don't just play wannbe drumset for some rock band.
percussionist by Scot December 10, 2004

Percussionist 

A person that plays percussion. Percussion is a section of a band that that keeps time or beat, but can also help carry the melody. A percussion instrument is defined as any instrument that is striked or hit. A percussionist is a drummer in a band that can play many different striking and hitting instruments of rhythmic and melodic natures proficiently. A percussionist does not have to be able to play every instrument available all over the world or be perfect at each instrument, but should be proficient enough in a good number of isntruments. How good a percussionist is is not measured by how many instruments they can name or play with mediocracy but by how many instruments they can play well. Most importantly, a percussionist not only can read the beats as most percussionists and drummers are stereotypically said to read, but a true percussionist also reads music. Such as scales and triads and notations and octaves. No percussion can name all of the percussion instruments out in the world because the numbers are exceedingly high. Some examples of percussion instruments are as follows but are definately not limited to the following. Marimba, Vibraphone, Xylaphone, Bells, Chimes, Wind Chimes, Snare Drum, Bass, Drum, Tenor drums, Timpanis, Cymbals, Temple Blocks, Guiros, Gongs, Congas, Bongos, Timbales, Toms, Cabasas(Also known as Afuches), Ching Choks, Claves, Caxixis, Rain Sticks, Shakers, Maracas, Ganzas, Kokirikos, Shekeres, Acheres, Guatacas, Barbells, Tambourines, Cuica, Talking Drums(that's actually the name of a drum), Repiniques, Pandieros, Caixas, Malacachetas, Steel Drums, Djembes, Cajons, Darbukas, Doumbeks, and Cowbells.

I dragged that list on for a long time just to give you an idea of how many instruments can called upon as a percussion, and jsut how hard it would be to name them all. And that list is still not a limit to all the instruments out there, and all those instruments listed and the others each have their own technique to be played with, and their own sound.

Also and finally, there are other special effects or coloring instruments such as whistles, that are considered a percussion instrument but do not strike or hit. It is not technically a percussion instrument but is used all the time by percussionist. Another disclaimer is about pianos, bass guitars, and electric or acoustic guitars. A piano by definition is a percussion instrument because inside the piano, there are metal beaters hitting different lengthed bars to make notes, making it a percussion instrument, even though you press the keys to make the function occur. Keyboards are not always technically a percussion instrument because not all keyboards use a striking method, but they are consider percussion instruments anyawy because they are so closely related to the piano. Bass guitars, and Electric nad Acoustic guitars, even though they are in rhythm sections of the band, they are not percussion instruments because they do not strike or hit.

A percussionist is not to be confused with a drummer. Knowing what a percussionist is now, a drummer is someone that only plays the drumset or can only read beats or rhythms and not music.

Percussion instruments are used in concert bands, symphonies, percussion ensembles, marching bands, and in churches and rituals.

Percussionist can play for a hobbie, for a living, a side job, or a even a charity.

People are not musicians or percussionist because they can't get a job or make money or couldn't go to college, but because they have a gift, and those with the gift will continue to use their gift to the fullest ability, and play the instrument they play because it is difficult and takes a special skill that not many people in the world can master.
Wow, he is a really fluent percussionist, he can play so many different striking instruments fluently.
Percussionist by NaPerc November 10, 2008

girl percussionist 

a girl who plays a percussion instrument. normally only a few in a grade and sometimes in the school. if there are more than 1 half of them are normally really cute. also since they spend so much time around guys they are normally tomboys and have a guys sense of humor. they've probably dated at least one person in their section, most likely the 2nd cutest one because the 1st is obsessed with percussion and "doesn't have time for a girlfriend." all in all, girl percussionists are the ones that have the most guy friends, the most boyfriends, and the least amount of girl friends, and they don't care either.
"OMG did you hear that Sydney is a girl percussionist."
"Yeah she's the perfect candidate, her being all tomboyish and smokin' hot."

Percussionists 

People who play percussion. Mostly tend to be guys. The most important, talented and smartest section in a band. Have to be able to play multiple instruments (including but not limited to: snare, bass, tympani, cymbal, triangle, tenor, chimes, piano, xylophone, etc.). Usually tend to be very sexy, and have HUGE dicks. A lot of the time are very cocky, are have lots of self confidence, high self esteem, and can be dicks sometimes.
Look at those percussionists, they're SOOO hot and talented

percussionist 

A more technical name for 'the person who plays percussion'. Stereotypically male, but the females shud never b underestimated. Percussion instruments include (but are not limited to) Glockenspiel, Marimba, Xylophone, timbalis, kettle drums, timpanis, crashed cymbals, tambourine, bongos, congas, granite blocks, drum kit. Although some people think that guitars and keyboards are percussion, they are NOT. Keyboards, guitars, and bass are part of the rhythm section of a band, but not part of the percussion section. Drum kit is counted as a percussion instrument. The percussionist(s) is/are usually the coolest section in the band.
Flortist: Hey look at that percussionist, he's very rhythmic isn't he?
Pianist: You just think he's fit/
Male Flortist: Oh yeth darling, he's truly marvellous
Pianist: He is good though. What would we do without him?
Percussionist: Well if I left, there's always the hot female percussionist who could take my place

Note: Female percussionists although rarer than male, are always hot. And when I say always, I pretty much mean, always.
percussionist by Perc_uss January 15, 2006
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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