Penisuela 

A male reproductive organ that is enormous in size. Like your mom

- Have you seen this man penis?

- Dude, it’s not a penis, that’s the whole state!

- woah! Penisuela!

Penisuela by AlSalviSaviSaarpunk August 10, 2021

Penisweasel 

A person who will interrupt a friends attemp to seduce a person of the opposite sex, just to introduce themselves and try to seduce the same person.

Taylor: Would you like to get out of here and go back to my place?

Object of Seduction: Well...

Josh: Excuse me, I'm Josh. Can I buy you a shot?

Taylor: Dammit Josh, you penisweasel

Penisweasel by Yeah-Booooy January 29, 2014

Penicular Homicide 

When you absolutely wreck that girl's pussy with the D.

Did a little penicular homicide last night on Rachel. That pooty is wrecked braaahhhh.

Penicular Homicide by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

penisula 

A piece of land that sticks out from the shore that resembles the shape of a penis.

Let's walk along to the end of that penisula and look out over the ocean.

penisula by shrubbery123 October 3, 2007

Human Peninsula 

When a girl receives 3 dicks in 3 different places which usually consist of the mouth, the pussy, and the asshole but can also include the ear or the belly button

Chris: Did you hear about Lauren last night?
Ben: No, what happened?
Chris: She got Human Peninsula'd.
Ben: By who?
Chris: Billy took the mouth, Jacob took the ass, and Alex took the pussy.

Human Peninsula by BQ13 February 5, 2014

upper peninsula 

the most-ignored location on the map

"hey, michigan is shaped like a hand!"

upper peninsula by cardenio February 4, 2005

penicular 

having the shape of a penis.

Josh:Your head is so penicular
Kevin: Thanks!

penicular by Allie Steele October 17, 2006