trumpet

The greatest instrument ever. The instrument that gets to play fanfares. The instrument that can produce many messed-up (in a good way) sounds. For example, blowing air across the valve end caps produces a low wind-whistle, and if you trill the valve, the wind-whistle also trills. You can shriek by blowing a sharp burst of air across the mouthpiece. You can sound like an elephant by lowering the valves halfway and blowing.

Also, the first five letters spell "trump"

--Whoa, what's that? It's friggin' huge!
--That's the trumpet ego.

by cardenio February 04, 2005

yooper

someone who makes fun of trolls for their reaction to three feet of snow

troll: man, we got a lot of snow
yooper: eh?
troll: three feet, man!
yooper: yah
troll: no school, man, it was sweet
yooper: you closed school for three feet of snow?!?!??!?
troll: you like excessive punctuation, don't you?

by cardenio February 04, 2005

michigan

home of Bob Seger and Grand Funk Railroad

"I think I'm goin' to Katmandu!"

"I'm getting closer to my home..."

by cardenio February 04, 2005

cwrw

Cwrw is Welsh for beer or ale. Even if a welshman is not a fluent welsh speaker, it is very likely he will know the meaning of this word.

Cwrw Gorau Cymru - The good beer of wales

by Cardenio March 30, 2004

hawt

hawt – adj. Trying very hard but completely failing at making yourself physically attractive, especially in front of a camera. Modern English: hot > Old English > hát

aren't these pictures on my livejournal so hawt?

by cardenio October 15, 2006

loser

loser – n. A person who has fallen off the social ladder, climbed down the social ladder, jumped off the social ladder, or just never bothered to climb the social ladder in the first place. Upon arrival on the ground, losers begin to befriend fellow groundlings and realize how much fun a person can have when gravity isn’t an issue. It is perfectly acceptable to insult losers, because they have nowhere to fall to and it won’t hurt much. They will end up laughing about it later, anyways. Every now and then, a loser will glance at the top of the social ladder, but it is never long before they realize how pointless and stupid the top of the ladder is.

person: you're a loser and a nerd, i hate you.
loser: ok

by cardenio April 06, 2005

mooren

Very stupid and very left-wing.

Michael Moore is a mooren.

by cardenio April 06, 2005