Penistolic

Adjective. Relating to the phase of the heartbeat when the heart muscle contracts and pumps blood from the chambers of the heart into the penis.

Baby, you've got my penistolic blood pressure through the roof!

by Kristonia1219 March 14, 2022

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011

Penislicious

When a guy's penis is so delicious those ho's are all over it.

"Penislicious: Melts in your mouth and your hands."

by Call me bitch one more time December 20, 2008

Penistricken

1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.

1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.

by The Penistriker February 2, 2010

Penisticles

The collective term for a mans penis and testicles. Much more efficient since it is one word.

I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.

by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015

penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009