Penistolic
Adjective. Relating to the phase of the heartbeat when the heart muscle contracts and pumps blood from the chambers of the heart into the penis.
Penistolic by Kristonia1219 March 14, 2022
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penislicker
penislicker by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009
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penislicker
some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.
Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!
penislicker by randomcrapping April 9, 2011
Penislicious
Penislicious by Call me bitch one more time December 20, 2008
Penistricken
1. The aftermath of being struck across the face by a penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
2. The horror you feel when you see that one dude's penis is bigger than yours.
3. The act of (usually a woman, but can differ depending on one's lifestyle {see fag})being surprised by your soul-mate's over-erect, large, sweaty penis.
1. My girlfriend was penistricken after I had slapped her with my cock a few times.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
2. I was penistricken when I realized that my penis is 32 inches while that guy's is 57 inches.
3. When Frank revealed to his wife his penis, she was penistricken by its massive size.
Penistricken by The Penistriker February 2, 2010
Penisticles
I had to get a physical today. The worst part is having to drop my pants and expose my penisticles so that the doctor could check for a hernia.
Penisticles by thatoneguywhoeatskids April 19, 2015
penistic winker
its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.
penistic winker by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009
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