penisflick

penis is flicked

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

penislicker

A penislicker is one who licks penis on a regular basis, or one who enjoys such activity immensely.

NATHAN: John, you're such a fucking penislicker.
JOHN: Go to hell Nathan.

by John Q. Nixon March 12, 2009

penisickle

Make a mold of your penis. Take the mold and fill it with your favorite frozen flavor of juice or kool-aid and toss it in the freezer. Once frozen solid, your girl can use it to fuck herself or practice blow jobs and then eat it afterwards. (Patent Pending)

She was rodding herself with the forzen cherry flavored penisickle.

by wadesworld September 1, 2010

Penisfucker

One who fucks penis

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

Penisflake

The perfect thing to say when one does not understand a statement or question.

"What's a spider's crushed skull mixed with a piece of chocolate taste like?"
"Penisflake."

by seb2006 April 30, 2014

penisdick

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011