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Penisbutter 

1. Lube or lubricant

2. Jizz, semen, sperm,
1. Hey man can u get me some penisbutter, me & Sarah are gonna get it on!( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
2. OH YEAH Gimme that Penisbutter!!! OOH( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Penisbutter by Fucking.Duck May 30, 2015
Words you can keep

penisbutter 

one who likes the taste of cum.
May I offer you some penisbutter and jelly. I have some in my fuckstick.
penisbutter by AndyC October 23, 2003

penisbutter and jam sandwich 

A peanut and butter sandwich with a penis inserted into it
i really wanted my PB and J for lunch but ben made it penisbutter and jam sandwich

Penisbutt 

A game enjoyed by many pole-fancies. Most popular from 1900-1920. The exact rules remain a mystery. It is believed to be very similar to Dandyballs and Legs-a-spread.
Oh sonny those were crazy times! My friends and I played dandyballs and legs-a-spread and Penisbutt!
Penisbutt by toethumb July 14, 2010

penis butter 

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.
mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!
penis butter by spann twin February 28, 2011

penis butter 

Any penis juice that you want it to be (Also simply slang for peanut butter)
From a song from the 60s by Archie Bell and the Drells: "Spread it on thick like penis butter and sperm"
penis butter by Andy1 January 19, 2004

Penis Butter 

Can I get a side of penis butter with my blowjob?
Penis Butter by That hoee February 21, 2013
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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