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A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.
Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.

Ryan: Why?

Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.
by THErustyWALRUS June 28, 2010
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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