THErustyWALRUS's definitions
A girl who is so hot that your penis blasts out of your pants at the mere sight of her, effective ruining your pants.
Nathan: Shit, i gotta go.
Ryan: Why?
Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.
Ryan: Why?
Nathan: Well, theres a penisblaster over there and these are my favorite plaids.
by THErustyWALRUS July 6, 2010
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