Penisbrain

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When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

Penisbrain by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018

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PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

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Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

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Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

Penisbanca by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

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penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003

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peniswrinkle

a curse word, or insult

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!

peniswrinkle by Rose R. March 22, 2009

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peniswrinkle

insignificant, less than a man, unimportant

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

peniswrinkle by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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