Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018

PenisCringe

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.

‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.

by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Penistrain

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,

Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!

by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penisbanca

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh

Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca

by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penisring

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person

"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"

by Arnemann November 12, 2003

peniswrinkle

a curse word, or insult

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!

by Rose R. March 22, 2009

peniswrinkle

insignificant, less than a man, unimportant

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.

by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005