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Penisbrain 

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket
Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"
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PenisCringe 

When something makes you cringe so hard, you’d rather have your penis blown of by a Sawed-off Shotgun from 2ft away.
‘We are masters’ said Adam, following this Paul had a large peniscringe.
PenisCringe by AstrayMind98 April 11, 2020

Penistrain 

A huge fuckoff penis with wheels,
Toot Toot inCOMING Penistrain!!
Penistrain by Penistrain March 2, 2010

Penisbanca 

When your penis jiggles around and hits your thighs during a workout or when it's stuck to your thigh
Oh SHIT I got a penisbanca
Penisbanca by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penisring 

a device you put around your penis to maintain erection; a really lame person
"Willy got happy when he started using his penisring"
"You are such a penisring!"
penisring by Arnemann November 12, 2003

peniswrinkle 

*a bird shits on her hair*

Michelle: *looks up*
oh, peniswrinkle, i just got shat on!
peniswrinkle by Rose R. March 22, 2009

peniswrinkle 

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.
peniswrinkle by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
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