Pantsbrain

1. Secondary small brain held in your pants that has random knowledge for fixing and/or solving problem without duck tape, staples or zip ties.

2. The male’s primary brain
3. Able to solve problems with no previous knowledge of said problem.

Is this a load bearing wall? Good question, let’s ask pantsbrain.

by Chendoshi April 22, 2022

Penisbrains

When a guy is being a total jerk and is only thinking on getting with you.

It usually comes with assgrabs and "accidental" boob touching, heavy flirting, and the occasional skirting.

How was your date last night?

It was okay, he was being a total penisbrains though.

by Mrs.Morphine December 21, 2008

Penisbrain

When you take your penis and put it in someone's eye socket

Guy: "I gave her a good penisbrain last night!"
Guy 2: "Nice one!"

by Clevelandbrownisahotnegro May 12, 2018