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peniswrinkle 

You could get a job if you didn't act like a peniswrinkle.
peniswrinkle by cheyenne dadahg July 27, 2005

peniswrinkle 

henry you're such a peniswrinkle
peniswrinkle by tashiki January 29, 2008

PenisWrinkle 

Dude, I didn't know you had a PenisWrinkle!
PenisWrinkle by TheMafia June 7, 2018

Peniswrinkle 

A statement to be said among the truest of friends. A word to be chanted in a random nature with your friends.
We are Peniswrinkle!
Peniswrinkle by Spiderzebra January 3, 2019

peniswrinkle inquiry 

A very odd question, often coming out of nowhere.
Betty: Hey, I have a question for you.

Tom: What is it?

Betty: If you had to have one person pee on you, who would it be?

Tom: What the fuck kind of question is that?

Betty: It's just a peniswrinkle inquiry.

Penis wrinkle 

When your roommate order McDonalds without asking if you want any.
Adam is a goddamn penis wrinkle.
Penis wrinkle by bobsicle February 3, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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