Penis Pasta

A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.

Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.

by Lemon August 5, 2004

Penis Pasta

when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.

(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell”

by gayfaggot101 June 11, 2018

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Penispaste

Where one man brushes another man/women's teeth, with his penis, using his splooge(cum) as toothpaste

Person 1: "oh no, I've forgotten my toothpaste!"
Person 2: "don't worry, we will just use penispaste! I hope you don't have braces!"

by Glby January 16, 2014

penispaste

When toothpaste comes out of your penis and you use it to brush your teeth/ham

yo man try this penispaste, it makes your breath smell just like penis

by ham hole December 4, 2010

Penispaste

The act of when witch a man devours to much tomato paste and squirts it out of his penis

Shayla: want some tomatos?
Quinn: FUCK NO YOU DO NOT WANNA KNOE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.
Charlie: it was penispaste right.
Quinn: yes..

by Vaganalmucher December 18, 2022