When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.
John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.
by CyMatic December 10, 2011
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A pasta that started out as a joke, but was stolen and used for commercial gain. Often reffered to as "Weenis Wasta". Penis Pasta is mostly known as the delicious and creamy pasta that grows when cooked. Penis Pasta is now available in your local food market.
Pasta that grows when cooked, shrinks when frozen.
by Lemon August 6, 2004
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when a woman’s period blood gets on a man’s penis that also has semen on it and is repetitively shoved up a woman’s vagina.
(Dan) “dude that penis pasta last night was amazing!”
(Thomas) “who’d you do it with?”
(Dan) “Kylie, her pussy was pulsating like hell
by gayfaggot101 May 29, 2018
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