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Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.
I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.
by Hskfok July 19, 2018
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Ur friend a penis bend

Jake: Ur mom gay
Jamal: Ur dad lesbian
Jake: granny tranny
Jamal: Ur sister a mister
Jake: Ur brother a mother
Jamal: Ur friend a penis bend
*crowd goes wild*
by Toccena March 20, 2018
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Penis friends

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill
by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023
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kentucky fried penis

Kentucky fried penis. The art of one sticking their penis in a deep frier and serving it at a family dinner.
This year for Thanksgiving, I carved my Kentucky fried penis and let my mother have the first bite.
by spraymond August 14, 2016
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friendship penis

Wow Ryan Jude Rankin you have a "nice" friendship penis. Exclaimed Cam.
by trevorthedog May 9, 2019
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Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.
Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.
by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023
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penisfriend

A guy who is only kept around for sexual purposes, with no serious romantic or emotional connection. Unlike a friend with benefits, a penisfriend's only function is to respond to bootycalls--an actual friendship does not not exist (but one may develop as a side effect).

A dildo with its own life.
My roommate's trying to take it slow with this new guy she really likes, so she's got a penisfriend on the side to vent all of her sexual frustration.
by HLRP April 1, 2011
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