pedify 

To molest a small child.

Lawyer: This man pedified little Tommy.
Man: I did not pedify that kid!

pedify by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006

pediflatuosis

pety-flat-you-O-sis

1.The condition wherein an indevidual uncontrolably passes gas with each successive step.
2.The walking Farts

Man, I've got a major case of pediflatuosis.

pediflatuosis by GamesPlus July 17, 2005

Penify 

To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.

Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”

Penify by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022

pedifile 

How you spell pedophile if you are poor at spelling.

BadSpeller2008: I think Ron is a pedifile
PersonofAverageIntelligence123: I think you're an idiot

pedifile by WentToSchool April 2, 2008

pedificular

A word coined by VioLush, pedificular means similar to the behaviors/doings of a pedophile, or similar to a pedophile in general. It is generally used as an adjective but can also be used as an adverb, i.e. pedificularly.

1. Hey John, your trenchcoat is pedificular!

2. Coach Tucker admitted his admiration for me, and I could tell that he meant it pedificularly. I think I'm going to seek therapeutic help this time.

3. Crikey! As you can see, the pedificular human lurks in dark basements, weighs about 250 pounds, and still lives with his parents. This specimen is a rare one! Look at him go outside to stalk children at a playground! You can tell by his scraggly facial hair and lack of female companions that he is definitely on the prowl for young poon tonight.

pedificular by VioLush December 24, 2008

pedifology 

The study of pedifiles and their characteristics.

My dad works with pedifology to seek out pedifiles and catch them.

pedifology by TD93 April 14, 2010

pedifool 

A pedophile that mistakes a midget for a child.

Seth: "What's a pedifool?"
Stephan: "it's that thing where a pedophile mistakes a midget for a child and just goes with it"

pedifool by moreritz January 20, 2015