pedify
pedify by Attack of the Suck August 31, 2006
Related Words
pedify • pedifile • PEDIFAIL • pedificular • pedifiler • pedifile van • pedifilic dick weapon • pedifilicious • pedifilism • pedifite
Penify
To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.
Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”
Penify by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022
pedificular
A word coined by VioLush, pedificular means similar to the behaviors/doings of a pedophile, or similar to a pedophile in general. It is generally used as an adjective but can also be used as an adverb, i.e. pedificularly.
1. Hey John, your trenchcoat is pedificular!
2. Coach Tucker admitted his admiration for me, and I could tell that he meant it pedificularly. I think I'm going to seek therapeutic help this time.
3. Crikey! As you can see, the pedificular human lurks in dark basements, weighs about 250 pounds, and still lives with his parents. This specimen is a rare one! Look at him go outside to stalk children at a playground! You can tell by his scraggly facial hair and lack of female companions that he is definitely on the prowl for young poon tonight.
2. Coach Tucker admitted his admiration for me, and I could tell that he meant it pedificularly. I think I'm going to seek therapeutic help this time.
3. Crikey! As you can see, the pedificular human lurks in dark basements, weighs about 250 pounds, and still lives with his parents. This specimen is a rare one! Look at him go outside to stalk children at a playground! You can tell by his scraggly facial hair and lack of female companions that he is definitely on the prowl for young poon tonight.
pedificular by VioLush December 24, 2008